Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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Ninety per cent of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.

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Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.

My gosh this is a place with lots of strange people around... but I feel very comfortable here, so I must be one of them.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like.

Some people are very decisive when it comes to avoiding decisions.

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Free cheese is only found in a mousetrap

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Anna is sweet and all but it's sad the only time people take him seriously is when he is hungry.

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I'm not overweight, I'm under tall.

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