The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Time wounds all heels.
The future will be better tomorrow.
The worst crime is faking it.
Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store.
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.
Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.