Nipple Se Tapak Raha Pasina;
Bheegi Hui Gaand Aur Lathpath Seena;
Ab Tumhi Batao "Ghalib, Ke Itni Garmi Mein;
Koi Kaise Chode Ghazab Ki Hasina!
Unki Gali Se Guzre To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre,To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa K Boli;
Gaand Faad Doongi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aya!
Chodte Chodte Subah Ho Gayi;
Lund Pe Pad Gaye Chhaale;
Choot Fat Ke Gufa Ho Gayi;
Wah Re Chodne Wale!
Wo Mazaa Na Takht Mein Hai Na Taaj Mein Hai;
Wo Mazaa Na Poori Duniya Par Raj Mein Hai;
Wo Mazaa Na Sur Mein Hai Na Saaj Mein Hai;
Jo Mazaa Tatton Ki Khaaj Mein Hai!
Uss Ne Hothon Se Chhu Kar Lowde Pe Nasha Kar Diya;
Lund Ki Baat To Aur Thi, Uss Ne To Jhaton Ko Bhi Khada Kar Diya!
Tufaano Mein Chhatri Nahi Kholi Jaati;
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jaati;
'Viagra' Khana Shuru Kar, Mere Dost;
Kyunki Zubaan Aur Ungli Se Aurat Nahi Chodi Jaati!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Wah Wah!
Pahle Sunn To Le Bhosdi Ke!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;
Lekin Sabne Teri Gaand Maari, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha!
Aansuoon Ko Palkon Tak Laya Na Karo;
Har Baat Kissi Ko Bataya Na Karo;
Log Haath Mei Lund Liye Ghumte Hain;
Har Kissi Ko Gaand Dikhaya Na Karo!
If I were Nike and you're McDonalds;
Wah Wah!
If I were Nike and you're McDonalds;
Baby I'll be "just doing it";
And "you'll be loving it"!
Yaad Mein Unki Kya Kuchh Na Loota Diya;
Itni Maari Muthh Ke Topa Sujaa Diya;
Hume Kamzor Hota Dekh Jab Muskuraye Woh;
Unki Khushi Dekh Kar, Ek Bar Fir Se Hila Diya!