Dilbar Ka Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Stana Daba Diye;
Zara Gour Farmaiye:
Dilbar Ka Hamne Pyaar Se Jo Stana Daba Diye;
Usne Laat Mar Ke Hamaare Gottie Suja Diye!

Arz Kiya Hai:
Qutab Minar Ko Dekhker Suresh Ka Dimag Dauda;
Wah Wah!
Qutab Minar Ko Dekhker Suresh Ka Dimag Dauda;
Aasmaan Ko Chodne Chala Dharti Ka Lauda!

Arz Kiya Hai:
Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Geya;
Wah Wah!
Woh Aye Apke Sapno Mein Aur Apko Swapndosh Ho Geya;
Uski Bhi Ijjat Bach Gayi Aur Apko Bhi Santosh Mil Geya!

Zindagi Ki Yaha Koi Aukat Nahi Hoti;
2-3 Peg Ke Bina Yaha Raat Nahi Hoti;
Yeh Bharat Desh kis Shaan 'Punjab' Hai Meri Jaan;
Ishq, Daaru Aur Bhenchod Ke Bina Koi Baat Nahi Hoti!

Kaash Aisi Girlfriend Mile Jo Kahe:
Udaas Kyun Rehte Ho Tanha Shaam Ki Tarah;
Wah Wah!
Udaas Kyun Rehte Ho Tanha Shaam Ki Tarah;
Aao Mere Duddu Choos Lo, Desi Aam Ki Tarah!

Shikwa Nahin Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahin;
Shikwa Nahin Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahin;
Uska Bra Hi Nai Style Ka Tha, Jo Hum Se Khula Nahin!

Nipple Nipple Little Star;
Can I fuck you in My Car.
Up Above Your Boobs So High;
Always Milky Never Dry.
Let Me Press it, Don't Feel Shy;
Open Your Panty, Let Me Try!

Aaisi Ladki Chodiye, Lund Ka Aapa Khoye;
Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Biwi Wo Hi Hoye!

Kal Chode So Aaj Chod, Aaj Chode So Ab;
Biwi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosan Ko Chodega Kab!

Fir Na Silegi, Yeh Gand Agar Fat Jayegi;
Zindagi Jhaat Nahi, Jo Fir Ugg Jayegi;
Jo Maal Pasand Hai Usse Himmat Kar Ke Thok Lo;
Varna Zindagi Yuhi Hilane Mein Gujar Jayegi!