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~ Stephen Fry, The LiarI shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself. -
![My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.]()
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~ Jarod KintzMy love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect. -
~ Jarod KintzI'm wearing a boxing glove, but I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover with a fist-like erection. -
~ Andy RooneyMen wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. -
~ Sommeil LiberosensaHornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release. -
~ Author UnknownDon't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection! -
![For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.]()
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~ Mokokoma MokhonoanaFor the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. -
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No TitleExcuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C? -
~ Erin McCarthy, Hard and FastIf I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge. -
~ Jarod KintzIf sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over my erection right now.
