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![If the plan doesn't work, change the plan but never the goal.]()
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~ AnonymousIf the plan doesn't work, change the plan but never the goal. -
~ AnonymousI told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -
![The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.]()
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~ AnonymousThe best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. -
![Common sense is so rare these days that, it should be classified as a super power.]()
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~ AnonymousCommon sense is so rare these days that, it should be classified as a super power. -
![You won't have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you.]()
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~ AnonymousYou won't have a happy life if you worry about what others say about you. -
![We are judged by what we finish, not by what we start.]()
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~ AnonymousWe are judged by what we finish, not by what we start. -
![Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.]()
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~ AnonymousSeduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever. -
![A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.]()
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~ AnonymousA woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. -
![Nothing is illegal until you get caught.]()
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![When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.]()
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~ AnonymousWhen we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.
