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~ AnonymousI used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking. -
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~ AnonymousSometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. -
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~ AnonymousYou are alive... when tomorrow's hope means more to you than yesterday's mistake. -
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~ AnonymousA German joke is no laughing matter. -
~ AnonymousAdvertising makes you think you've wanted something all your life that you've never heard of. -
~ AnonymousGarlic is the ketchup of intellectuals. -
~ AnonymousNever put off till tomorrow what you can do today. It may be made illegal by then.
