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~ AnonymousWhat's the ultimate rejection? - When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. -
~ AnonymousIf you want something done, give it to a busy man- and he'll have his secretary do it. -
~ AnonymousThe probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. -
~ AnonymousWind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and inflames the great. -
~ AnonymousWe come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -
~ AnonymousWe always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first. -
~ AnonymousLove begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -
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~ AnonymousThe ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. -
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~ AnonymousSmile today, tomorrow could be worse. -
~ AnonymousNo problem ahead of you is greater than the God behind you.
