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~ Author UnknownSome people succeed because they are destined but most because they are determined. -
![If you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive.]()
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~ Author UnknownIf you get drunk, don't worry... I'll let my sex drive. -
~ Author UnknownWhen you are single you never have to ask for permission to orgasm. -
~ Author UnknownThree things are never satisfied; four never say, "Enough": Sheol, the barren womb, the earth ever thirsty for water, and the fire that never says, "Enough". -
![Sister to sister we will always be, A couple of nuts off the family tree.]()
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~ Author UnknownSister to sister we will always be, A couple of nuts off the family tree. -
![Do not regret growing elder. It's a privilege denied to many.]()
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~ Author UnknownDo not regret growing elder. It's a privilege denied to many. -
~ Author UnknownMiddle Age: That time when you finally get your head together then your body starts falling apart! -
~ Author UnknownI once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her. -
~ Author UnknownA condom is cheaper than child support and abstinence is free. -
~ Author Unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon WinokurNever let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
