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~ Author UnknownSomeone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house. It worked! The more vodka I drank the cleaner the house looked! -
~ Author UnknownWhy are there never any 'Good' side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "May Cause extreme Sexiness". -
~ Author UnknownEvery judgment teeters on the brink of error. To claim absolute knowledge is to become monstrous. -
~ Author UnknownDon't do it behind the garden gate.
Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!Love Making / Love / Funny -
~ Author UnknownI'm practicing abstinence. But not by choice. -
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~ Author UnknownLocks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in! -
~ Author UnknownFavorite Sex position? Oh, mine is called the virgin; You stand there with your legs close shut, waiting for the right person to come along. -
~ Author UnknownAbility without ambition is like kindling wood without the spark. -
~ Author UnknownSegregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality. -
~ Author UnknownEvery human being is intended to have a character of his own, to be what no other is, to do what no other can do.
