| If sharks really can smell blood, then I'd imagine they're all salivating over my erection right now. |
| I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married. |
| My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline. |
| Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time. |
| It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you. |
| If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I'm trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you'll get water with no ice. Ah, but that's life, no? |
| If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I'd store patience. Chocolate-chip patience cookies. And I'd eat them all at one sitting. |
| If I offer you a glass of water, and bring back a cup of ice, I'm trying to teach you patience. And also that sometimes you get ice with no water, and later you'll get water with no ice. Ah, but that's life, no? |
| I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself. |
| Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I'll be with you as soon as I can. |