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~ Jarod KintzI can take care of myself, but I can't take care of myself and a child. I've decided to give myself up for adoption.? -
~ Jarod KintzIf I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now.
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~ Jarod KintzI saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I'm still going on about her.
It Occurred to Me -
~ Jarod KintzWhen I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.
This Book is Not for Sale -
~ Jarod KintzI can take care of myself, but I can't take care of myself and a child. I've decided to give myself up for adoption.? -
~ Jarod KintzShe looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to.
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~ Jarod KintzI love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win. -
~ Jarod KintzI'm 30-years-old, and I still can't get out from under my father's shadow. He's really tall, so maybe I'll just ask him to move over a few feet. -
![I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.]()
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~ Jarod KintzI once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer. -
~ Jarod KintzIf Warren Buffet made chocolate, I'll bet it'd be really rich. And corrupt.
