Indian roads make a suicide look like an accident. |
Never trust a man who doesn't drink and a woman who drinks. |
I always think of resigning my job on Monday morning. |
Put some life into your life. |
I work only for my evening drinks and weekends. |
The most beautiful places in the world are the ones that have been visited by you. |
Love your Mondays like you love your weekends, you'll enjoy every moment of your life! |
If it weren't for weekends off, we all would have ended sooner than later! |
If you survive marriage, you can survive anything. |
Kaale Badal Jaise Gori Ka Ghunghat; Ek Chhupaye Barkha Aur Doosra Dulhan; Na Barsein Badal Na Uthe Ghunghat; Hum Pyaase Idhar Bhi Aur Udhar Bhi! |