I love money because my wife wants it all the time. |
We are mostly unhappy because we live the life others want to see. |
You can either discipline children or earn their love. |
Common sense is so irksome. It keeps you unhappy at all times. |
I started drinking to celebrate life and now I keep drinking to forget about it. |
When I fell in love with you, I should have realised that I am falling and not rising. |
I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between. |
Marry someone you love if you don't want to blame someone for your marriage. |
Trophy wives look good only in drawing rooms. |
I wanted a vacation but my wife accompanied me. |