If all the days of the week were children, Monday would certainly turn out to be the adopted one! |
Be yourself. You're one in 7 billion! |
Wives are like property, good only to show-off. |
Stupidity is temporary, wives are permanent. |
Thanks to my wife, I am quite enlightened... about my shortcomings. |
Orgasms are blissful only if you are able to give them to your wife. |
Arranged marriage is like window-shopping, you get something that you never wanted in the first place. |
Salt is to food what love is to life. Without them, they both are tasteless. |
Education, knowledge and wisdom are the bane of carefree and happy living. |
The wives to survive matrimony have to be good in the kitchen or in the bedroom. |