In life, you might get more than what you deserve but you'll never get less than what you deserve. |
A confidant mule is better than a hesitant horse! |
Your actions do not determine your happiness. Your attitude determines it. |
I love money because my wife wants it all the time. |
We are mostly unhappy because we live the life others want to see. |
You can either discipline children or earn their love. |
Common sense is so irksome. It keeps you unhappy at all times. |
I started drinking to celebrate life and now I keep drinking to forget about it. |
When I fell in love with you, I should have realised that I am falling and not rising. |
I learnt everything the hard-way; and now I am experienced, my erections are few and far between. |