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When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!]()
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![Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.<br />
Today I also learned that I am above average!]()
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![Embrace each accolade as a stepping stone to greater heights.<br />
Your success journey has just begun!<br />
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![I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.<br />
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!]()
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If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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