Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them! |
Every now and then look around and simply be happy for what you already have in your life! |
Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early? Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class. Jeeto: Wow! What was the question? Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? |
The word queue is ironic. It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line! |
School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life or not! |
You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen. Good Morning! |
In a Church: Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil? Father: No son, you are married! |
Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! |
HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report! |
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo. Wife: Shut Aap! |