-
![A Narcissist's Prayer:<br /><br />
That didn't happen.<br />
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.<br />
And if it was, that's not a big deal.<br />
And if it is, that's not my fault.<br />
And if it was, I didn't mean it.<br />
And if I did, You deserved it!]()
Upload to Facebook A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it! -
![Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!<br />
Have a blessed day!]()
Upload to Facebook Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!
Have a blessed day! -
![What do pigs use in the shower?<br />
Hogwash!]()
Upload to Facebook What do pigs use in the shower?
Hogwash! -
![Dear Vegetarians,<br />
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food?]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Vegetarians,
If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food? -
![Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter! -
![What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
<br />
That is pollution....<br /><br />
What happens if all of them drown?
<br />
That is a solution ....!!!]()
Upload to Facebook What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution....
What happens if all of them drown?
That is a solution ....!!! -
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
She didn't know 'I' existed. -
Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge. -
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
The same applies when you are stupid. -
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT