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Salons always have hair on the floor.
Garages always have oil on the floor.
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What do you mean that a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? -
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
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Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!]()
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![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br />
Boy: I go to the temple.<br />
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?<br />
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me!]()
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Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
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![Son: Dad, what happens when you die?<br />
Dad: You go to heaven.<br />
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?]()
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Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!]()
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Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was! -
![Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...<br />
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!]()
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It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! -
![English: Don't worry Mahesh.<br />
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!]()
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Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
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