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  • Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals?</br>
Pappu: Mmmm...</br>
Teacher: Well done boy!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals?
    Pappu: Mmmm...
    Teacher: Well done boy!
  • Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.<br/>
Banta: Because you're classy?<br/>
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.
    Banta: Because you're classy?
    Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!
  • Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!Upload to Facebook
    Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies!
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Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?</br>
Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru?
    Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'!
  • Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?<br/>
Santa: Married!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?
    Santa: Married!
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Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences.</br>
Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible?</br>
Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences.
    Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible?
    Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!
  • Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'?</br>
Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'?
    Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!
  • Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?</br>
Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend?</br>
Banta: Biwi.</br>
Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?
    Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend?
    Banta: Biwi.
    Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!
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Doctor: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Take this tablet, drink a lot of water, sleep well & you'll be fine in the morning.</br>
Bartender: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Drink these shots, call her, tell her to buzz off & you'll be fine in the morning.</br>
Choose Wisely!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Take this tablet, drink a lot of water, sleep well & you'll be fine in the morning.
    Bartender: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Drink these shots, call her, tell her to buzz off & you'll be fine in the morning.
    Choose Wisely!
  • Santa: My wife always tells me those three words.</br>
Banta: I love you?</br>
Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife always tells me those three words.
    Banta: I love you?
    Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me!
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