Teacher: What is 4000 converted into Roman Numerals? Pappu: Mmmm... Teacher: Well done boy! |
Santa: My wife calls me iPhone. Banta: Because you're classy? Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything! |
Women above 40 years do not have to take the vaccine because they already have Aunty-Bodies! |
Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? Pappu: Sir, he was 'responsible'! |
Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called? Santa: Married! |
Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences. Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible? Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`! |
Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'? Santa: The latter one is vaccinated! |
Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend? Banta: Biwi. Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai! |
Doctor: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Take this tablet, drink a lot of water, sleep well & you'll be fine in the morning. Bartender: Depressed because your girlfriend dumped you? Drink these shots, call her, tell her to buzz off & you'll be fine in the morning. Choose Wisely! |
Santa: My wife always tells me those three words. Banta: I love you? Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me! |