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![Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.</br>
Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system!]()
Upload to Facebook Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays. Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system! -
![Doctor: Who did this to you?</br>
Santa: Wife</br>
Doctor: Why?</br>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.</br>
Doctor: Then?</br>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Who did this to you? Santa: Wife Doctor: Why? Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework. Doctor: Then? Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
![At a Police Station:</br>
Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night.</br>
Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him?</br>
Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years!]()
Upload to Facebook At a Police Station: Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night. Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him? Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years! -
![Doctors life goals:</br>
1. Become a doctor</br>
2. Marry a doctor</br>
3. Make your kids doctor</br>
4. Get them married to a doctor</br></br>
Engineer life goals:</br>
1. Study engineering</br>
2.Tell your siblings not to study engg.</br>
3. Tell everyone not to study engg.</br>
4. Die watching everyone choosing engg.]()
Upload to Facebook Doctors life goals: 1. Become a doctor 2. Marry a doctor 3. Make your kids doctor 4. Get them married to a doctor Engineer life goals: 1. Study engineering 2.Tell your siblings not to study engg. 3. Tell everyone not to study engg. 4. Die watching everyone choosing engg. -
![My wife & daughter are out of town. So finally, I am the man of the house!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife & daughter are out of town. So finally, I am the man of the house! -
![Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.<br/>
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.<br/>
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo! -
![Santa: You love me or what?<br/>
Jeeto: Or what!]()
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Jeeto: Or what! -
![One-sided love:<br/>
Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: But I don't.<br/>
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se!]()
Upload to Facebook One-sided love:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: But I don't.
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se! -
![God created men to suffer.<br/>
And He created women to make sure!]()
Upload to Facebook God created men to suffer.
And He created women to make sure! -
![Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.<br/>
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!
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