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![Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?<br/>
Santa: My wife.<br/>
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.<br/>
Santa: That's what I thought too!]()
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Santa: My wife.
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
Santa: That's what I thought too! -
![Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day.<br/>
~ Your Lawyer]()
Upload to Facebook Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day.
~ Your Lawyer -
![Only Rajinikanth Can Exit Politics Without Entering It!]()
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![Banta: What did you get on Christmas?<br/>
Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her!]()
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Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her! -
![You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!]()
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![Dear men,<br/>
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that!]()
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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that! -
![If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place!]()
Upload to Facebook If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place! -
![Who are we?<br/>
Women<br/>
What do we want?<br/>
We don't know<br/>
When do we want?<br/>
NOW]()
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Women
What do we want?
We don't know
When do we want?
NOW -
![Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.<br/>
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth! -
![While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.<br/>
Media: What are you protesting for?<br/>
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.<br/>
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?<br/>
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.<br/>
Media: And which law should be kept?<br/>
Santa: Only Sister-in-law!]()
Upload to Facebook While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.
Media: What are you protesting for?
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.
Media: And which law should be kept?
Santa: Only Sister-in-law!
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