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Upload to Facebook You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty! -
Upload to Facebook Dear men,
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman. She'll definitely listen to that! -
Upload to Facebook If women treat men with the same patience, care and attention they have while applying eyeliner, the world would be a better place! -
Upload to Facebook Who are we?
Women
What do we want?
We don't know
When do we want?
NOW -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth! -
Upload to Facebook While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.
Media: What are you protesting for?
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.
Media: And which law should be kept?
Santa: Only Sister-in-law! -
Upload to Facebook I finally understood what women want from men:
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
Simple! -
Upload to Facebook Women are like modern art, you can't really enjoy them if you try to understand them! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?
Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?
Jeeto: You!
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