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My wife & daughter are out of town. So finally, I am the man of the house! -
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Boy: Shaadi Karlo Mujhse.
Girl: Par Tum Toh Mere Bhai Jaise Ho.
Boy: Toh Phir Nikaah Karlo! -
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Santa: You love me or what?
Jeeto: Or what! -
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One-sided love:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: But I don't.
Boy: Maine Pucha Tere Se! -
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God created men to suffer.
And He created women to make sure! -
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Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue! -
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Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?
Santa: My wife.
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
Santa: That's what I thought too! -
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Dance like no one is watching but text and email... like it will be read in court some day.
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Only Rajinikanth Can Exit Politics Without Entering It! -
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Banta: What did you get on Christmas?
Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her!
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