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Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.
Banta: How?
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom. -
Upload to Facebook Some women play hard to get, but most of them play hard to understand! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.
Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet! -
Upload to Facebook It's called "man-hours" because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Pappu: Zebra.
Teacher: Why Zebra?
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Upload to Facebook To the women who are labeled...
Aggressive: Keep being Assertive.
Bossy: Keep on Leading.
Difficult: Keep telling the Truth.
Too Much: Keep taking up space.
Awkward: Keep asking hard questions.
Please don't shrink yourself to make people happy. Be yourself, you are beautiful that way! -
Upload to Facebook Who said women can't drive?
They can drive you crazy! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?
Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
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