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Upload to Facebook No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video! -
Upload to Facebook No man knows more about women than I do.
And I know nothing! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.
Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.
Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Honey, the car is getting hot. What should I do?
Santa: Tell the car you have a headache! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.
Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.
Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups! -
Upload to Facebook Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!
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