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  • To the women who are labeled...<br/>
Aggressive: Keep being Assertive.<br/>
Bossy: Keep on Leading.<br/>
Difficult: Keep telling the Truth.<br/>
Too Much: Keep taking up space.<br/>
Awkward: Keep asking hard questions.<br/>
 
Please don't shrink yourself to make people happy. Be yourself, you are beautiful that way!Upload to Facebook
    To the women who are labeled...
    Aggressive: Keep being Assertive.
    Bossy: Keep on Leading.
    Difficult: Keep telling the Truth.
    Too Much: Keep taking up space.
    Awkward: Keep asking hard questions.
    Please don't shrink yourself to make people happy. Be yourself, you are beautiful that way!
  • Who said women can't drive?<br/>
They can drive you crazy!Upload to Facebook
    Who said women can't drive?
    They can drive you crazy!
  • Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?<br/>
Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?
    Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol!
  • Teacher: Why is your paper blank?<br/>
Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Why is your paper blank?
    Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
  • No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it!Upload to Facebook
    No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it!
  • Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched.
    Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video!
  • No man knows more about women than I do.<br/>
And I know nothing!Upload to Facebook
    No man knows more about women than I do.
    And I know nothing!
  • Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?<br/>
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?
    Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!
  • Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.<br/>
Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.<br/>
Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.
    Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.
    Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt!
  • What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?<br/>
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
    Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points!
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