To the women who are labeled... Aggressive: Keep being Assertive. Bossy: Keep on Leading. Difficult: Keep telling the Truth. Too Much: Keep taking up space. Awkward: Keep asking hard questions. Please don't shrink yourself to make people happy. Be yourself, you are beautiful that way! |
Who said women can't drive? They can drive you crazy! |
Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol? Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol! |
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Pappu: Sometimes silence is the best answer! |
No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it! |
Santa: This is the scariest horror movie I've ever watched. Jeeto: Shut up, it's our wedding video! |
No man knows more about women than I do. And I know nothing! |
Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty? Santa: It's because you're a pessimist! |
Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace. Banta: I had no clue your uncle died. Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt! |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points! |