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![I finally understood what women want from men:<br/>
Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.<br/>
Simple!]()
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Women want men who know what they know before they know they do not want what they know they don't want.
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![Women are like modern art, you can't really enjoy them if you try to understand them!]()
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![Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me!]()
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![Santa: Tell me what's bothering you, honey?<br/>
Jeeto: You!]()
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![Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away!]()
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Banta: How?
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![Jeeto: Why are your grades so bad?<br/>
Pappu: Bad things happen to good people, mom.]()
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![Some women play hard to get, but most of them play hard to understand!]()
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![Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an 'I'.<br/>
Pappu: I is the...<br/>
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.<br/>
Pappu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!]()
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Pappu: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an 'I'. Always put 'am' after an 'I'.
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![It's called `man-hours` because a woman would have done it in a matter of minutes!]()
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![Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?<br/>
Pappu: Zebra.<br/>
Teacher: Why Zebra?<br/>
Pappu: Because it's black & white!]()
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Pappu: Zebra.
Teacher: Why Zebra?
Pappu: Because it's black & white!
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