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![Jeeto: Honey, the car is getting hot. What should I do?<br/>
Santa: Tell the car you have a headache!]()
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Santa: Tell the car you have a headache! -
![Santa: I forgot to pay the water bill again. I feel so stupid.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.<br/>
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?<br/>
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid!]()
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Jeeto: Don't worry, I do it all the time.
Santa: What, forgetting to pay the bill?
Jeeto: No, feeling that you're stupid! -
![Santa: I can't do pull-ups or push-ups.<br/>
Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups!]()
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Jeeto: But you can do a lot of f**k-ups! -
![Snoring is God's way to ensure that women hate their husbands even when they're sleeping!]()
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![I've been very careful and didn't give my wife any reason to be upset with me during the last week.<br/>
Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me.<br/>
Women are unbelievable!]()
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Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me.
Women are unbelievable! -
![Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?<br/>
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!<br/>
#KarvaChauth]()
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Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
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![Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!]()
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![Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?<br/>
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!]()
Upload to Facebook Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! -
![Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?<br/>
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!]()
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Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat! -
![A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:<br/>
Boy: I am breaking up with you.<br/>
Girl: Okay, bye.<br/>
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.<br/>
Girl: Thank God!]()
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God!
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