I've been very careful and didn't give my wife any reason to be upset with me during the last week. Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me. Women are unbelievable! |
Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai? Banta: Karva Chauth Par! #KarvaChauth |
Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong! |
Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well? Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! |
Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket? Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat! |
A boy sent a message to his girlfriend: Boy: I am breaking up with you. Girl: Okay, bye. Boy: You'll never find someone like me. Girl: Thank God! |
Santa: I wish I were filthy rich. Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish! |
Doctor: You're so sick. Me: But you haven't examined me yet. Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts! |
Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands. For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour! |
A boy sent a message to his crush. Boy: I love you, do you love me? Girl: hahahahaha Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola! |