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Upload to Facebook I've been very careful and didn't give my wife any reason to be upset with me during the last week.
Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me.
Women are unbelievable! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
#KarvaChauth -
Upload to Facebook Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat! -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You're so sick.
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts! -
Upload to Facebook Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour! -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to his crush.
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!
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