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Upload to Facebook Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha! -
Upload to Facebook After studying for 30 mins:
Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two! -
Upload to Facebook Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text! -
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a message to a girl.
Boy: Can we talk?
Girl: Talk about what?
Boy: Us.
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
Boy: Sorry wrong number! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you? -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.
Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
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