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  • Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?<br/> Pappu: I get up early!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
    Pappu: I get up early!
    Pappu   
  • Dear Men,<br/> Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Men,
    Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!
    Men and Women   
  • Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.<br/> Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.
    Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
    SantaBanta   
  • The seven stages in a woman's life:<br/><br/> 1) Infant<br/> 2) Child<br/> 3) Miss<br/> 4) Very young woman<br/> 5) Young woman<br/> 6) Young woman<br/> 7) Graceful ladyUpload to Facebook
    The seven stages in a woman's life:

    1) Infant
    2) Child
    3) Miss
    4) Very young woman
    5) Young woman
    6) Young woman
    7) Graceful lady
    Women   
  • Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?<br/> Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?<br/> Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
    Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
    Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
    JeetoPreeto   
  • Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?<br/> Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
    Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
    SantaBanta   
  • Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.<br/> ~ A frustrated housewifeUpload to Facebook
    Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.
    ~ A frustrated housewife
    Women   
  • Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?<br/> Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!Upload to Facebook
    Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?
    Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!
    Men and Women   
  • Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?<br/> Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?
    Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!
    SantaBanta / Funny   
  • Define A Woman:<br/> Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!Upload to Facebook
    Define A Woman:
    Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!
    Women   
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