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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?
Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir! -
Upload to Facebook If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one! -
Upload to Facebook When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.
Banta: How?
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day! -
Upload to Facebook Any idea why women make new friends every week while men have the same five friends their entire life? -
Upload to Facebook Women have 4 types of showers:
1. A quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!
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