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Upload to Facebook Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?
Teacher: What?
Pappu: USB! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star! -
Upload to Facebook Signage at Divorce Lawyer's chamber:
Results guaranteed or your Honey back! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic! -
Upload to Facebook How old am I?
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me! -
Upload to Facebook Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!
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