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Upload to Facebook Doctor: How did you get hurt?
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho! -
Upload to Facebook Dear women,
The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
Thank me later! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I love you! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life! -
Upload to Facebook Lady 1: Where is your husband?
Lady 2: In the garden.
Lady 1: I didn't see him.
Lady 2: You need to dig a little! -
Upload to Facebook The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Your eyes are beautiful.
Jeeto: I got it from my dad.
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Can you lend me 2000 rupees?
Bunty: I don't have right now.
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love you.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends!
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