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Upload to Facebook Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?
Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time?
Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow? -
Upload to Facebook Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home?
Santa: In my memories! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Have you done anything generous?
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?
Pappu: Uncle-biotic! -
Upload to Facebook Mysterious Fact:
Even women don't understand women at times! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
Santa: ...about my new shirt?
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you know about atoms?
Pappu: Very little! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?
Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!
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