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![Santa: Your eyes are beautiful.<br/>
Jeeto: I got it from my dad.<br/>
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.<br/>
Jeeto: Why?<br/>
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom!]()
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Jeeto: I got it from my dad.
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom! -
![Pappu: Can you lend me 2000 rupees?<br/>
Bunty: I don't have right now.<br/>
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it?]()
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Bunty: I don't have right now.
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![Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends!]()
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Girl: I have a boyfriend.
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![Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?<br/>
Santa: Yes, once I told my wife `I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view` while she was vacuuming!]()
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Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming! -
![Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.<br/>
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!]()
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![Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time?<br/>
Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow?]()
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![Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home?<br/>
Santa: In my memories!]()
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Santa: In my memories! -
![Teacher: Have you done anything generous?<br/>
Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others!]()
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Pappu: I met a boy outside my house crying, he had lost 100 rupees. So I gave him 10 rupees from the 100 rupees I found. When God blesses you, you must bless others! -
![Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?<br/>
Pappu: Uncle-biotic!]()
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Pappu: Uncle-biotic!
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