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![Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.<br/>
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic! -
![How old am I?<br/>
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;<br/>
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!]()
Upload to Facebook How old am I?
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me! -
![Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!]()
Upload to Facebook Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work! -
![Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?<br/>
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages! -
![Doctor: How did you get hurt?<br/>
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: How did you get hurt?
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness! -
![Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?<br/>
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho! -
![Dear women,<br/>
The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
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Thank me later!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear women,
The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
Thank me later! -
![Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?<br/>
Pappu: I love you!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I love you! -
![Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.<br/>
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!]()
Upload to Facebook Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life! -
![Lady 1: Where is your husband?<br/>
Lady 2: In the garden.<br/>
Lady 1: I didn't see him.<br/>
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!]()
Upload to Facebook Lady 1: Where is your husband?
Lady 2: In the garden.
Lady 1: I didn't see him.
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
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