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![When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!]()
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![Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day! -
![Any idea why women make new friends every week while men have the same five friends their entire life?]()
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![Women have 4 types of showers:<br/>
1. A quick body wash<br/>
2. Hair and body wash<br/>
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)<br/>
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress!]()
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1. A quick body wash
2. Hair and body wash
3. #YASQUEEN (Exfoliate, shave, condition hair)
4. Stare at the wall, evaluate all life decisions, and hope the water washes away your stress! -
![Why are men like commercials?<br/>
You can't believe a word they say!]()
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![Pappu: Do you know what comes after the USA?<br/>
Teacher: What?<br/>
Pappu: USB!]()
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Teacher: What?
Pappu: USB! -
![Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!]()
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Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
![Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star!]()
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Banta: Why?
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![Signage at Divorce Lawyer's chamber:<br/>
Results guaranteed or your Honey back!]()
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Results guaranteed or your Honey back! -
![Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.<br/>
Preeto: So that it calms you down?<br/>
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!]()
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Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
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