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![Cooking for 2 hours just to eat for 10 minutes is the biggest scam in the world.<br/>
~ A frustrated housewife]()
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![Courtesy says you must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary. Do you know why... have you ever thought about it?<br/>
Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself!]()
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Well here is a beautiful insight... it is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself. And it is wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly ever spends on himself! -
![Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?<br/>
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!]()
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Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti! -
![Define A Woman:<br/>
Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late!]()
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door but she won't sit because she is getting late! -
![Pappu: Scientist Log Apne Ghar Mein Door Bell Kyun Nahi Lagwate?<br/>
Bunty: Kyun?<br/>
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain!]()
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Bunty: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki Woh 'No-Bell' prize Jeetna Chahte Hain! -
![Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.<br/>
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!]()
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Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid! -
![Teacher: Gaali Dete Hue Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun!]()
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Pappu: Aati Hai, Sharmate Hue Deta Hun! -
![Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt.
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Godly status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, dad, kindly enlighten me: Should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
![Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir!]()
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Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir! -
![If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one!]()
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