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Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.<br/>
Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!Upload to Facebook
    Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna.
    Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text!
  • A boy sent a message to a girl.<br/>
Boy: Can we talk?<br/>
Girl: Talk about what?<br/>
Boy: Us.<br/>
Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?<br/>
Boy: Sorry wrong number!Upload to Facebook
    A boy sent a message to a girl.
    Boy: Can we talk?
    Girl: Talk about what?
    Boy: Us.
    Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States?
    Boy: Sorry wrong number!
  • Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?<br/>
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.<br/>
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
    Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
    Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?
  • Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.<br/>
Santa: What's so special?<br/>
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.<br/>
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.
    Santa: What's so special?
    Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
    Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
  • Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?<br/>
Pappu: I get up early!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?
    Pappu: I get up early!
  • Dear Men,<br/>
Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Men,
    Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time!
  • Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.<br/>
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.
    Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!
  • The seven stages in a woman's life:<br/><br/>

1) Infant<br/>
2) Child<br/>
3) Miss<br/>
4) Very young woman<br/>
5) Young woman<br/>
6) Young woman<br/>
7) Graceful ladyUpload to Facebook
    The seven stages in a woman's life:

    1) Infant
    2) Child
    3) Miss
    4) Very young woman
    5) Young woman
    6) Young woman
    7) Graceful lady
  • Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?<br/>
Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?<br/>
Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko?
    Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun?
    Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar!
  • Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?<br/>
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
    Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
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