Girls' Bestie Advice: Woh Khud Karega Text, Tum Mat Karna. Boys' Bestie Advice: Tu Koi Shehzada Nahi Hai, Kar De Jaldi Se Text! |
A boy sent a message to a girl. Boy: Can we talk? Girl: Talk about what? Boy: Us. Girl: Why do you want to talk about the United States? Boy: Sorry wrong number! |
Santa: Why have you called me up to the school? Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school. Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you? |
Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace. Santa: What's so special? Jeeto: Diamonds are forever. Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer! |
Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things? Pappu: I get up early! |
Dear Men, Never underestimate your wife's ability to find something wrong with you at any time! |
Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right. Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar! |
The seven stages in a woman's life: 1) Infant 2) Child 3) Miss 4) Very young woman 5) Young woman 6) Young woman 7) Graceful lady |
Jeeto: Kya Hua Tere Phone Ko? Pappu: Kharab Ho Gaya Hai... Kitni Baar Bolun? Jeeto: Bolta Reh... Achha Lag Raha Hai Sun Kar! |
Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover? Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping! |