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![Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.<br/>
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!]()
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![Doctor: You're so sick.<br/>
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.<br/>
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!]()
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Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts! -
![Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.<br/>
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!]()
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For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour! -
![A boy sent a message to his crush.<br/>
Boy: I love you, do you love me?<br/>
Girl: hahahahaha<br/>
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!]()
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Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Girl: hahahahaha
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola! -
![Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.<br/>
Banta: What? Are you Okay?<br/>
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!]()
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Banta: What? Are you Okay?
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month! -
![Jeeto: You know what your problem is?<br/>
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!]()
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Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now! -
![Girlfriend: You have never smiled at me since we started dating.<br/>
Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship!]()
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Boyfriend: I thought you said you wanted a serious relationship! -
![Interviewer: It's written in your resume that you went to IIT.<br/>
Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha!]()
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Boy: Yes Sir, Cousin Se Milne Gaya Tha! -
![After studying for 30 mins:<br/>
Pappu: I can't study anymore.<br/>
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai!]()
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Pappu: I can't study anymore.
Jeeto: Lagta Hai Teri Body Mein Vitamin Chappal Ki Kami Ho Gayi Hai! -
![Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?<br/>
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!
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