Mysterious Fact: Even women don't understand women at times! |
Santa: What's your honest opinion about my... Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic. Santa: ...about my new shirt? Jeeto: Oh, it's nice! |
Teacher: What do you know about atoms? Pappu: Very little! |
Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary? Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done! |
Preeto: We all make mistakes. Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine! |
Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me? Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do. Pappu: Awww, thank you. Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings! |
Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be? Jeeto: My husband! |
Getting along with women is super easy. You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run! |
Santa: Weather is like my wife these days. Banta: Oh such beautiful thought. Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable! |
The snoring of men is the Karma of women. Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night! |