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  • Mysterious Fact:<br/>
Even women don't understand women at times!Upload to Facebook
    Mysterious Fact:
    Even women don't understand women at times!
  • Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...<br/>
Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.<br/>
Santa: ...about my new shirt?<br/>
Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What's your honest opinion about my...
    Jeeto: Your jokes are pathetic.
    Santa: ...about my new shirt?
    Jeeto: Oh, it's nice!
  • Teacher: What do you know about atoms?<br/>
Pappu: Very little!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you know about atoms?
    Pappu: Very little!
  • Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?<br/>
Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?
    Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!
  • Preeto: We all make mistakes.<br/>
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!Upload to Facebook
    Preeto: We all make mistakes.
    Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine!
  • Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?<br/>
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.<br/>
Pappu: Awww, thank you.<br/>
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?
    Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
    Pappu: Awww, thank you.
    Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings!
  • Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?<br/>
Jeeto: My husband!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
    Jeeto: My husband!
  • Getting along with women is super easy.<br/>
You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run!Upload to Facebook
    Getting along with women is super easy.
    You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run!
  • Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.<br/>
Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.<br/>
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.
    Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.
    Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!
  • The snoring of men is the Karma of women.<br/>
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!Upload to Facebook
    The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
    Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!
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