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![Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.<br/>
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?<br/>
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!]()
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Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday! -
![Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.<br/>
Boy: I can explain.<br/>
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name! -
![Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye! -
![Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?<br/>
Santa: When did I do that?]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?
Santa: When did I do that? -
![Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.<br/>
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.<br/>
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be?]()
Upload to Facebook Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be? -
![Genuine doubt - After the online class:<br/>
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband?]()
Upload to Facebook Genuine doubt - After the online class:
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband? -
![Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?<br/>
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy!]()
Upload to Facebook Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy! -
![Banta: I rushed to the mall today.<br/>
Santa: Why so?<br/>
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that `all women's clothes are 75% off` is not exactly what I thought!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I rushed to the mall today.
Santa: Why so?
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought! -
![Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!<br/>
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai!]()
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Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai! -
![Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?<br/>
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!
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