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![Dear Women:<br/>
If a man says he will fix it, he will.<br/>
There is no need to remind him every six months!]()
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If a man says he will fix it, he will.
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![A chatty woman could be annoying, but a quiet woman is absolutely terrifying!]()
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![Jeeto: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Santa: OK.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!]()
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![Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?<br/>
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!]()
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Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics! -
![Police: You didn't see the red light?<br/>
Santa: I saw.<br/>
Police: Then why didn't you stop?<br/>
Santa: I didn't see you!]()
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Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
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![Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.<br/>
Doctor: Are you choking?<br/>
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!]()
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Doctor: Are you choking?
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![What is a contingent fee?<br/>
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing!]()
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![What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?<br/>
'Your Honour'!]()
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![Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?<br/>
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!]()
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Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home! -
![Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!]()
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Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number!
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