-
Upload to Facebook Police: You didn't see the red light?
Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
Santa: I didn't see you! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.
Doctor: Are you choking?
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious! -
Upload to Facebook What is a contingent fee?
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing. If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
'Your Honour'! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: That's cool, but I thought you might need a husband. Here's my number! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why are you late?
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up! -
Upload to Facebook Understanding a girl:
This is like downloading a 4GB file. At the speed of 2kbps. Which ends up with an error when 99% of the image has been downloaded! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT