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Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?
Jeeto: No, I don't! -
Upload to Facebook Dedicated to all the women:
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think - Damn, he is so lucky! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!JeetoPreeto / Funny / Marriage -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me! -
Upload to Facebook The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'!
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Upload to Facebook Women are very easy to understand.
They just need your attention, but not all the time. They also don't like too much attention, but at times they do. They like to be left alone, but not always.
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Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?
Santa: Because women love digging up the past! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
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