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Upload to Facebook I'm sure it's exhausting to be a woman.
They have to remember everything that ever happened! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You are hot.
Girl: Oh, thank you!
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father? -
Upload to Facebook A man of few words is generally a married man! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
Bunty: How?
Pappu: Just sell it! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
Santa: Getting married! -
Upload to Facebook Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.
Now the virus is in quarantine!
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