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  • The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'!<br/>
#Covid19 #CoronaVirusUpload to Facebook
    The first time in the legal history, not only the plaintiff but defendant and even a judge has to come to court with 'clean hands'!
    #Covid19 #CoronaVirus
  • Women are very easy to understand.<br/>

They just need your attention, but not all the time. They also don't like too much attention, but at times they do. They like to be left alone, but not always.
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All the best!Upload to Facebook
    Women are very easy to understand.
    They just need your attention, but not all the time. They also don't like too much attention, but at times they do. They like to be left alone, but not always.
    All the best!
  • Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?<br/>
Santa: Because women love digging up the past!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?
    Santa: Because women love digging up the past!
  • Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?<br/>
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
    Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!
  • I'm sure it's exhausting to be a woman.<br/>
They have to remember everything that ever happened!Upload to Facebook
    I'm sure it's exhausting to be a woman.
    They have to remember everything that ever happened!
  • Doctor: You are hot.<br/>
Girl: Oh, thank you!<br/>
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: You are hot.
    Girl: Oh, thank you!
    Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
  • Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?<br/>
Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why do you keep on buying these house plants when you just end up killing them?
    Jeeto: It's just to remind you what I'm capable of!
  • Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?<br/>
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
    Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
  • Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?<br/>
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
    Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!
  • Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.<br/>
Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Mom, you can't even take a joke.
    Jeeto: Shut up, didn't I marry your father?
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